So today is national girlfriend/boyfriend day and you’re not my girlfriend but you’re my best friend which is close enough. We have been friends for almost 5 years, and I am so greateful to have you in my life. But I’m even more grateful to be in yours. 
I love you bitch. ofsirens-andveil 💘

Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby (1990).


if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

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dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

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